Vendettas Prints

"The swarm of bees you ordered is ready. Would you like us to send them to Google or the hot-dog vender who made you wait in line behind a woman in 1986?"

Stock market investment advice

Russia Money Laundering

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Why is it always about me?'

Financial Corruption

The euro as a monster

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'I'd guess some sort of God symbol.'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

Orpheus and his violin

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

Lady Anglea

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

Purple dress

The Way of the Euro?

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."