Vehicular Venture Pillows

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Profit

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Thatched roof car.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."