Vehicular Venture Pillows

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Profit

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Thatched roof car.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Boardroom Armour

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."