Vehicular Art Admirer Mugs

"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Hay Rides $10

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

"What did Jesus order?"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

It's great for pulling the birds!

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation