Vehicle Value Warrior Gifts

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Changing Room Decisions

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Information Macht Frei

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Genius Bar

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"