Veggie Vaudeville Mugs

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Queen of Quinoa

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Dreams of Spring...

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

The great zucchinis

'Lettuce pray!'

Go Veggie...

It's Darth Tater!