Veggie Patch Virtuoso T-Shirts

Man labouring over vegetable patch

Prize vegetables.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Vegetable Cook

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Cooking with Pierre

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Show and Tell.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

It's the biofuel generation.

The Authentic Christmas.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

You will always find a spot to garden

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."