Veggie Patch Virtuoso T-Shirts

Man labouring over vegetable patch

Carrot sign growing in ground

Prize vegetables.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Vegetable Cook

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Cooking with Pierre

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Show and Tell.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

The Authentic Christmas.

You will always find a spot to garden

It's the biofuel generation.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'