Veggie Executioner Pillows

Child playing king.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

“Children hate me.”

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

The vegan hunter

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Lettuce pray!'

Go Veggie...

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

The great zucchinis

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'I feel rootless.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'So we're doing a tummy tuck on the aubergine, and an eye-lift on the potato.'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'