Veggie Executioner Mugs

Child playing king.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

“Children hate me.”

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

The vegan hunter

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Lettuce pray!'

The great zucchinis

First Vegetable Savings and Loan. Lettuce mushroom your cabbage! Corny.

It's Darth Tater!

Go Veggie...

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

'I feel rootless.'

Hey, those are not menus!

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'