Veggie Dreamers Pillows

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What are you eating now?'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'