Veggie Challenge Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

Prize vegetables.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

“Children hate me.”

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."