Vegetation Virtuoso Prints

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Prize vegetables.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Allotment

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Vegetable Cook

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Cooking with Pierre

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Avocado Timeline

'Coleridge'

Show and Tell.