Vegetable Gardener With Pets Prints

"He's part bok choy."

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Rap-scallions

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Onion Tears

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat