Vegetable Gardener With Pets Pillows

"He's part bok choy."

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Onion Tears

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Rap-scallions

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Avocado Timeline