Vegetable Chatter Enthusiasts Prints

Even garden plants like to visit.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Not here, Fred.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Artichoking victim

Forbidden Vegetable

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

The Perfect Garden.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"