Vegan Vibe Prints

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Here are all of my dependents."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Fruits and vegetables

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Vegan Insomnia

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Woolly tofu.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"Today a protest at the White House..."

'The flowers look good.'