Vegan Superhero Prints

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

"States of tofu"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"How almond milk is made"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"