Vegan Philosophy Humorist T-Shirts

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

The vegan hunter

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Too Much SOY