Veg-flair Enthusiast Prints

"Here are all of my dependents."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'What are you eating now?'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'He's all eyes!'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.