Vcr Enthusiast Pillows

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

Essex computer.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Dog playing VR fetch.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

CS573351

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."