Vaudeville Veteran T-Shirts

Peep show

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Moon

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Barbara Streisand

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

W.C.Fields

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Recording Studio

Walter The Sea Monster

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

Sarah Vaughan

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

The Moe Howard Installation

Me... And My... Shadow...

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Natalie Merchant

Amateur singers

Luciano Pavarotti.

Choir Games

"Wow, you got us front row seats to the 'Dixie Cups!'"

"The Professor is ready for ANOTHER volunteer from the audience."

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Clown silencers.