Vase Arranger Gifts

Florist

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Rose Garden

Eco Princess

Labor Day Flowers

The Garden

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Roses

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Books / Coffee table books

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Weeds

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Gesundheit!"

"Move, Gary."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Robotic Flower Arranging

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Perfect Match

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Flower sniffer

Rose

Stop and Smell the Roses