Vanity Fairytale Enthusiast Gifts

Man applying superglue to his toupee before driving in his convertible.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

A Fairytale Update

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

The Frog Prince

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Rapunzcow

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"