Vanity Coach Mugs

'I've actually started lying about my age. I tell them I'm ten years older than I actually am so they can tell me I look good for my age!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

TV-Mirror.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'