Vampire Lore Enthusiasts Prints

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

"Garlic Bread?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'May I kiss your neck?' - 'Ok, but no biting this time.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"