Vampire Lore Aficionados Prints

"The terms of your policy excludes stakes, sunlight, garlic and cruxifixes."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Fancy a pint?

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'