Value Questioner Mugs

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Are You a True American Patriot?

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"What's it all about?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

Philosopher King