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'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

European currency on the edge.

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'It seats two comfortably.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Money Plant.

US dollar rising and falling.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

The Euro - R.I.P.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."