Valkyrie Aficionado Mugs

Brunhilde

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

Blue Dress

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Viking River Raids

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Napoleon marches off alone

Banting in the Yeomanry

Chivalrous Snowman

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill