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Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Rise of Modern Art

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Berta screams out!

Pisa Hut.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

'This Guillermo Del Torro farm is creeping me out Barney!'

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Pisa and sons.

Serenading with a guitar

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Singing of Love

Forza Italia!

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

Antonio Vivaldi

Venetian without the knowledge

Aida

Death in Venice

Music Lesson

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Score analogy for drunk commentator, "Lionel is 6 not out."

Fernando Torres

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'