Valentine Vibe Seeker Pillows

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Centaur Driver

Fruits and vegetables

Cassandra Wilson

Smashed harp...

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Happy Hour at Harry's

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Penguin wearing Slippers

An old man with bow legs

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

The Politics of Envy