Vacuum Fan Prints

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Man using to much bug spray

"What old school? This is my life."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Antiques

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Ducks crossing.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

Trainspotters.

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Noah's Ark slugs.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

Massage Mushroom Cloud

Finishing Line

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

'The door jammed.'

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'