Vaccination Pillows

'I picked up this little trick on my holiday to New Guinea.'

Santa's gifts for 2021

"God, I hate needles!"

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"Who ordered a shot and a beer?"

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

'That was just a warning shot.'

Flew Vaccine.

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

"The person who blew up the balloon was fully vaccinated."

The bug stops here

The end of COVID-19.

Merry Christmas

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'I think we should get flu shots this year.'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Reverse Pharmacology

"Time to CUDDLE! Granny's been vaccinated!"

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Disease Management

"Vaccinations soar as pfizer releases their seasonal pumpkin spice flavor."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Policeman confronting man injecting himself: 'It's only something to guard against mumps, measles and ruebella officer!'

'What's the government doing about the jabless?'

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

"The Smiths can't send their kid to school because they refused to vaccinate her for measles but we have to send our kids, in the middle of a pandemic, with no vaccine or cure!"

Vaccine-Reveal Party

"Which one has the most likes?"

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers