Vaccination Gifts

'I picked up this little trick on my holiday to New Guinea.'

"God, I hate needles!"

Santa's gifts for 2021

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"Who ordered a shot and a beer?"

'That was just a warning shot.'

Flew Vaccine.

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

"The person who blew up the balloon was fully vaccinated."

The bug stops here

'I think we should get flu shots this year.'

The end of COVID-19.

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Merry Christmas

"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"

"Vaccinations soar as pfizer releases their seasonal pumpkin spice flavor."

'What's the government doing about the jabless?'

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

Disease Management

Reverse Pharmacology

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Time to CUDDLE! Granny's been vaccinated!"

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

Policeman confronting man injecting himself: 'It's only something to guard against mumps, measles and ruebella officer!'

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

"The Smiths can't send their kid to school because they refused to vaccinate her for measles but we have to send our kids, in the middle of a pandemic, with no vaccine or cure!"

FLu jabs delayed for third year running...'GP's are always saying they want more consistency, less change...So we haven't changed ANYTHING for three years!'

'Well, he's had the 3 in 1 now. He's got measles, mumps and rubella!'

Vaccine-Reveal Party