Vaccination Policy Follower Gifts

"What's next? Shoes and a shirt?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Covid and the Vaccines

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

American Bombs

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

2022

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

An Arm and a Leg.

Foreign policy

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

"Relax. You might feel a little pinch."

Coronavirus

Vaccination leads to the end of Covid restrictions.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'