Vaccination Education Advocate Prints

'Memo to staff: when using an apple to practice giving flu shots, don't leave it where I'll find it!'

2021

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"To be or not to be."

Booster shots

Bribes for Jabs

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Covid Variants

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

Covid and the Vaccines

EU Vaccine approval

COVID 19

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Staff Yearbook

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

The end is near

Another shot heard round the world.

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Soberana vaccines