Vaccination Education Advocate Pillows

'Memo to staff: when using an apple to practice giving flu shots, don't leave it where I'll find it!'

2021

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"To be or not to be."

Booster shots

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Covid Variants

COVID 19

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

EU Vaccine approval

Covid and the Vaccines

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Staff Yearbook

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

COVID Vaccine

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Soberana vaccines

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V