Vacationer On The Brink T-Shirts

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Hiding the electronics.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Climate change

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Newton's vacation

The US election is over.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

John takes a personivacation.

"Endless Summer III"

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."