Vacation Verse Virtuoso Pillows

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry repairman

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Writer

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Alexander Pope

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'