Vacation Verse Virtuoso Mugs

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry repairman

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

Writer

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Alexander Pope

Leonard Cohen

Music Freak.