Vacation Non-vacationer Pillows

'Holidays are for wimps.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Daughters on the beach

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surf Casting

Fight or Flight

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

Iliadette.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'