Utensil Unifier T-Shirts

Solidarity in the Kitchen

Social distancing

Meet the Enemy

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

The secret lives of household things.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Otto von Bismarck

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Health cuts after Covid 19

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

San's old dog with old tricks.

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

'Will you marry us?'

"Lord, looks like our country is split right down the middle - help us to combine our energy to make America better!"

Yes, it does look refreshing

Why didn't you go before we left?

Clown on Unicycle

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Unamused. Please help.

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

Octopus

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

Mono wheel without brakes.