User Experience Advocate Prints

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

National Everything Awareness Day

Man using to much bug spray

Gun laws US

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Hidden Facebook Features

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."