Used Car Salesperson Prints

'I can't be sure. All l know is that I wouldn't buy a used car from anyone of them.'

Blagojevich Used Cars.

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

'Not guilty, but we wouldn't buy a used car off him, m' Lud.'

' Who was it - Amy Winehouse? '

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"He's not in it for the money. He just likes lying to strangers."

"Car go on road. Car no go in space."

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Mohammad's motors

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'