Used Car Salesmen Prints

'Better act fast. Deals like this don't hang around long.'

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Mohammad's motors

'God's speed.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Perfect."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Parts of an automobile

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'