Usa Geography Geek Mugs

Freezicle.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Boy and girl at thier studies

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The High Line at Giza

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

How Glaciations Begin

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Prostate: 51st State

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Be open to help.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Yakety-Yak

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Smart Bomb.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Pyramids exploding.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"You have reached the edge of town."