Geography Buff Mugs

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

Lost penguins reading map in desert.

'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'

London map drawn from memory.

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

The sadness of the 'Geographically Challenged' - 'Greece is hosting the Olympics? Cool! Is it the summer or winter games?'

"My dad says it's in Washington."

Emphasis on broadcasters not knowing regions "..correspondent in the welsh capital, Glasgow.."

'Who am I? Where am I? What the heck is the Alamo?'

'The entire department is being relocated to some godforsaken place in the north. Watford I think they said.'

"I would have guessed Washington D.C."

'You used too much latitude in your longitude answers.'

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'It wasn't easy, sweetheart, but I did it -- I overthrew the Australian government.'

'Our crack team of news analysts have now determined that Istanbul and Constantinople are actually the same place -- sorry for any confusion.'

'What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Geographic anomaly: An Alp found in the Himalayas.

'It's a map of the Sahara desert.'

Smart Bomb.

'He can't come to the phone, he's in the middle of Belgium!'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Sixth-grade teacher Brenda Kane begins her week-long study of Australia.

'Well, looking back I suppose it's been going on for quite some time, but I only noticed we were drifting apart during the last fifty million years...'

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

United Steaks of America.

'Where is the Dead sea?'

Trump's Africa.

"...And if you want to avoid Tory Canvassers, it would be a good idea to avoid the south coast this weekend"

South America's mighty Amazon Basin.

'I don't know how I was supposed to find the English Channel. I didn't even have the remote control.'

"How is it you're so green?"

'Class, meet Freddie, Freddie's from the Fiji Islands'