Us Politics Followers Gifts

Anchor Babies.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

The end of election 2016

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

John McCain

Barack Obama

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

Palin's Teabaggers

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Trump White House Employment

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

"China refuses to buy more US treasury bonds, but is offering foreign aid."

Condoleezza Rice

Carly Fiorina

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

United States of Me

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

"Let there be jobs!"

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

Another rough patch in the presidential election road.

Twitter protection

Tchump vs. Canuck

"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"

Vote Romney & Ryan we're taking our government back!

The White (house) Elephant

'After I'm elected president, I'll govern as a sensible moderate, unless I've made a deal with the devil, or something...'