Urban Tourism T-Shirts

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Welcome to the future"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Beach con-man.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Dog Walking Services

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Culture Saturday

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Fishing sign.