Urban Tourism T-Shirts

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Welcome to the future"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Dog Walking Services

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Culture Saturday

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Fishing sign.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"