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The palms

The Berlin Peace Movement

Mikado

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Traffic Lights Medicine

Messing Up My Metrics

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

King Commute.

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Goddam Dogs."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bus of Fools

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

Hall of Mirrors

Things and Creatures

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

"I hear he lets his kids stay out all day. Shameful."

Fun City Update

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"I got a job in The City."

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

'Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.'

'Working class but a terrible social climber; seems to have died from aspiration pneumonia. '