Urban Revitalization Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Third Option

L.A. Transfer

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Real Estate Depression

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Banksy

Immigrating to the City

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"We need a brownfield site."

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco